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Scott: Just knowing you’d be here, that’s pretty special.

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Scott: Do you know you have a peanut shell on your eyelid? LA: No. Scott: That’s gotta hurt. The whole peanut shell– what do you do– LA: Pinched on my eyelids. Yeah, gotta pinch it. Scott: Squeeze it...

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Scott: Roberts has tattoos all up and down both arms. LA: Likes the ink. That way he doesn’t have to go out and buy fancy shirts. Scott: Saves a few more for you.

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Article 6

Scott: When they asked you on the Daily News Live what the second best mascot is, you said, “The Phanatic.” Did you misunderstand the question? LA: Just settin’ up the punch line. Scott: Well when they...

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Article 5

Scott: The Phanatic has just milked a cow. And it’s chocolate milk. LA: Only the Phanatic can do that.

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Scott: The Brewers are 31 games over .500 at home, and 10 games games under on the road. LA: That smells of fishiness to me.

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Article 3

Scott: The throw to first sails into the camera well on the side of the dugout. LA: Nearly over the head of the Phanatic on top of the dugout.

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Scott: The official color of the D-backs’ jersey lettering is Sonoran sand. LA: Like Sonora Desert. Or is it the Sahara Desert? Scott: I think it’s a city.

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Scott: What color would you call the lettering on the D-backs’ uniforms? LA: Ecru… Scott: What? LA: Ecru. Scott: I dare you to spell it. LA: E-C-R-U. Scott: I thought that was an animal. LA: It’s...

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Scott: You’ve never been wrong, Larry. LA: Well there was that one time when I thought I was wrong but I was actually right.

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